Chris Bosh Is Taking His Talents To The Disney Channel

I will probably never do a Sports On TV column for the Disney Channel hit ‘Jessie.’ Not that I wouldn’t cover a kid’s show — I’ve already done SOTV entries for ‘Arthur’ and ‘Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers’ after all — but I lost track of what was going on on the Disney Channel when the Suite Life kids started living on a boat. I mean, uh, when I was 8-years old.

If a ‘Jessie’ SOTV does happen, page one will have to feature this Emmy Award-quality guest spot from Chris Bosh, set to air on Friday. Read this carefully, so you don’t lose track of the ‘Downton Abbey’-esque plot:

Chris Bosh is set to guest star in Disney’s Jessie episode titled, “Say Yes to the Messy Dress.” Among other things, we learn that Bosh’s aptitude on the court comes can be attributed to (at least in part) a putrid pair of lucky socks. The episode airs January 18, 2013 on Disney Channel. (via SLAM Online)

I’ve included a few clips below. Chris Bosh acting against a bunch of children. WHO YA GOT?

https://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1

I want to see Dwyane Wade guest star on ‘Welcome To Pooh Corner,’ just to see him shove Piglet on his ass.

[h/t to Ball Don’t Lie]