Jennifer Aniston is not unattractive. Neither is Kate Middleton or Sofia Vergara or Zooey Deschanel. But those four, combined with Gwen Stefani and Scarlett Johansson’s features make for a Frankenstein’s Monster that deserves to be put out of its misery right now. Hollyscoop recently polled their readers and editors for the annual “Hollywood’s Hottest Babes” list — ScarJo, nose; Jennifer Love Hewitt, boobs; Megan Fox, eyebrows — and then combined all their features as if they belonged to a single woman, and by woman, I mean, New Jersey transvestite.
Legs: Jennifer Aniston
Boobs: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Abs: Gwen Stefani
Curves: Sofia Vergara
Arms: Jennifer Aniston
Hair: Sofia Vergara
Eyes: Zooey Deschanel
Smile: Kate Middleton
Eyebrows: Megan Fox
Jawline: Victoria Beckham
Nose: Scarlett Johansson
It wasn’t until I gazed at Satan him/herself that I noticed Zooey and Nic Cage have the same dead eyes.
(via Getty Image) (Via HollyScoop)