Anderson Cooper may be a sexy intrepid reporter poised to become the gay white Oprah, but he’s not without quirks: he doesn’t drink hot beverages or eat green vegetables. In the video below, the Silver Fox tries both coffee and spinach for the first time and makes the expected “Yucky!” faces. And his audience actually claps for him, like he’s being so brave to eat spinach. “Good job, Andy! You’re so brave to eat a vegetable!” What a crock.
To balance out the utter pussitude of the video, I’ve also included a clip from last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” in which Mark Wahlberg’s friend Nacho Libre eats two big balls of wasabi and chases them with three large cups of Tabasco sauce. It’s terrifying, yet undeniably badass. If “Entourage” had had a character like Nacho, the show would have sucked considerably less.
