If George R.R. Martin Were Santa Claus, Christmas Would Be The Most Terrifying, Traumatic Day Of The Year

Yup. This looks about right. (SPOILERS: Christmas will never be the same.)

(Source: Anna Marie Jung and Andrew Bridgman, those made geniuses over at Dorkly. See also: The 8 Types of Tolkien Fans and What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans))