In the current landscape of social media marketing, brands are resorting to savvy means of keeping their audiences captivated. Wendy’s might be the best example of this, which regularly throws down with rival fast food chains on Twitter and went mega viral earlier this year by encouraging a teen to amass 18 million retweets in his quest for a year of free chicken nuggets. (They later gave in as the tweet became the most retweeted ever — a small price to pay for the publicity they got out of it.)
However there may be a new contender for funniest brand on social media. The Twitter account for MoonPie has been quietly gaining traction in recent months, now boasting a modest 42K followers for the classic yet sometimes overlooked treat. Their tweets first started to attract eyeballs earlier this year thanks to their simple yet savage response to Hostess Snacks’ claim that Golden CupCakes were the “official snack cake of the eclipse” back in August.
Lol ok https://t.co/lobyuNOkee
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 21, 2017
Prior to that though, MoonPie has been maintaining an absurdist, almost Jack Handey-esque presence on Twitter for quite some time. Take this tweet commemorating World Lion Day from earlier in August:
It's #WorldLionDay, and you know what thaaat meeeeans…that's right – we put a MoonPie on lion's head.
But seriously, aren't lions great? pic.twitter.com/5xwGhj0DlZ
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) August 10, 2017
Or this tweet, for Father’s Day in June:
#HappyFathersDay to all the MoonPie dads and regular human dads today. Couldn't do it without you. pic.twitter.com/Dc0v3oxf3P
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) June 18, 2017
In the months since, MoonPie’s tweets have gotten even better though — honestly, a shining internet beacon in the dumpster fire that is the year 2017. And it seems as if they’re fully well aware of it.
It’s as good a day as any to stick a MoonPie in the microwave light a couple candles and scream into a soft pillow
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 30, 2017
We had to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot but it was worth it https://t.co/0gsgiktmvp
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 29, 2017
One time we thought our account was taken down by a rogue twitter employee but it turned out we were entering the wrong password for 3 days
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 3, 2017
They also goofed on McDonald’s now infamous Black Friday mishap:
Black Friday
Copy: Use promo code “MoonPieOffer” and get 15% off our online store today
Link: https://t.co/bnxIgUqaNi https://t.co/XTm4ub0yDX
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 24, 2017
Other times, the account is just making random and hilarious observations about — what else — MoonPies:
One of my favorite pastimes is walking into the MoonPie factory and yelling “got any MoonPies?” it usually gets a pretty good laugh although not so much lately
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 1, 2017
Even if you think you've got it pretty bad just remember there is a bot who's been politely asking for a MoonPie every day for the past 4 years and yet will never get to taste one pic.twitter.com/JmE3wL3fSk
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 28, 2017
MoonPie eating checklist:
☑️ Find a MoonPie
☑️ Wash your hands
☑️ Wash a celebrity's hands
☑️ Haha um you're sort of holding hands with a celebrity :)
☑️ Don't freak out tho keep scrubbing !!
☑️ Ok that's enough not too much be cool be cool
☑️ Eat that 'pie— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 29, 2017
When you learn that MoonPies aren’t actually made on the moon https://t.co/YjhsBqVjNO
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 28, 2017
Who is she pic.twitter.com/fvCYf7zcd4
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 10, 2017
Please vote in your local elections but please don’t vote for us we only know how to make tasty MoonPies and we’d be in way over our heads
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 7, 2017
Some days you’re the moon and other days you’re the pie not real sure what that means but if you’re feeling sad we can talk about it
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) November 21, 2017
To whoever did this we would like to have a word with you we are not mad we just wanna talk pic.twitter.com/U6sEXNN34i
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) October 10, 2017
Never change, MoonPie. (Like Velveeta did, which used to have a likewise amazing social media presence but is hella boring now.)