The National Football League’s postseason began on Saturday, kicking off Wild Card Weekend with Kansas City hosting the Titans and Atlanta traveling to Los Angeles to take on the Rams.
But in Cleveland, fans were not watching football. Instead, they were “celebrating” the end of their season. The Browns went 0-16, a perfect winless season after a 1-15 campaign the previous year. This long stretch of ineptitude has had its sad moments, but fans in Cleveland decided to hold a parade around the Browns’ stadium to commemorate the winless season.
But would people turn out for a parade celebrating a bad team? Well buddy, you underestimate the cynicism of Browns fans.
To anyone who thought people wouldn’t show up at the Browns 0-16 parade…you were wrong: pic.twitter.com/bqDhdMNANC
— Jordan Strack (@JordanStrack) January 6, 2018
And what a parade it was. There was a dude in American flag speedo, signs about LeBron James and fans hoping, someday, for a Super Bowl parade of their own. There were floats and everything, it was bizarre.
Here's an early look at some of the "floats" that will be part of the #BrownsParade. pic.twitter.com/otGzkN0t7R
— clevelanddotcom (@clevelanddotcom) January 6, 2018
You really have to see it all in motion to get a feel for how cold and sad it was, though.
The parade held for the 0-16 Browns was … interesting. pic.twitter.com/QguadjGzkJ
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 6, 2018
Please note the person in the dog mask pretending to throw up in an orange toilet at the end of the video. Here’s a bit more of the procession, slowly circumnavigating the stadium.
Browns parade video pic.twitter.com/VZlvSbrJ1z
— 92.3 The Fan (@923TheFan) January 6, 2018
Despite the heavy sarcasm, there was some good humor involved, though.
Hard times. #BrownsParade pic.twitter.com/DnRTaWH0rE
— Jake Corcoran (@Jake_Corcoran) January 6, 2018
Ultimately, though, optimism prevailed. Here’s the guy who came up with the parade talking about the next parade he wants to plan, one for a Browns Super Bowl victory.
‘Perfect Season parade’ organizer @Reflog_18 “The next time we do this is going to be for a Super Bowl” pic.twitter.com/JdpfrVbQCy
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
In a somewhat surprising move, the parade actually drew an apology from the Browns organization for not delivering a more fun season for fans.
Here is the official statement from #Browns regarding today’s ‘Perfect Season parade’ outside @FEStadium pic.twitter.com/lppYAFTtZy
— Daryl Ruiter (@RuiterWrongFAN) January 6, 2018
It’s odd when a team admits that they put out a subpar product. I’m sure it’s an apology that doesn’t mean much to fans, though, especially when the coach who just went 0-16 is sticking around.
In a rather unsurprising twist, the parade did not sit well with some of Cleveland’s players. Browns defensive end Emmanuel Ogbah was hardly thrilled about the prospect of fans celebrating all that losing.
That parade is a joke don’t call yourself a true browns fan if you go to that thing! Going 0-16 was embarrassing enough as a player. That is like adding fuel to the fire and it is completely wrong!
— Emmanuel Ogbah (@EmanOgbah) January 6, 2018
The sentiment was shared by Danny Shelton, a defensive tackle for the Browns.
Can’t wait for things to start rolling the right way for the Browns. Funny how these “fans” will be the ones that say “I am a die hard Browns fan” but fans don’t disrespect their home team. 🤷🏽♂️ I know we still have some faithful fans out there, things will get better! ✊🏽 https://t.co/JZBmtPod6L
— Danny Shelton (@Danny_Shelton55) January 6, 2018
There are players on this team who want to play and win for the Browns and The Land. Parading around isn’t encouraging a change, it’s more so encouraging players to avoid the opportunity to play here. 1-31 isn’t what we want to be known for but we won’t stop fighting to win here.
— Danny Shelton (@Danny_Shelton55) January 6, 2018
The two are professional athletes who just lost 31 games in 32 tries, so you can see why they’re upset that the Browns “faithful” would do this. But it’s hard to blame fans for trying to find some joy in the face of what’s been a truly miserable stretch of football in Cleveland. There’s always next year.