HBO is 45 years young, or nearly a half-century old, making it the longest running pay cable service still in existence. At first the channel was mostly about movies and sports; it took four months for them to even air a TV special, and that was about the Pennsylvania Polka Festival. But eventually, with baby steps, they became the originators of Peak TV. Once they birthed The Sopranos in 1999, the rest was history, leading up to things like the Watchmen reboot and Game of Thrones-themed whiskey.
Thursday, HBO’s social media crew decided some humblebragging was in order. They asked Twitter to name the channel’s greatest character.
In 500 words or less, please tell us who is the greatest HBO character of all time. Responses will be graded.
— HBO (@HBO) October 4, 2018
The results were all over the place. Some went with current characters; others delved deep into their back catalogue. (Few, far as we could tell, mentioned any of the footballers on their early show 1st & 10, nor Arli$$.) Most people, though, have ignored the whole “500 words or less” part and merely communicated in the way most people do these days: via gifs.
First off, there was some debate about exactly who is the MVP of their biggest current hit, Game of Thrones:
Tyrion Lannister. In a world full of grade A characters, he towers above them all. "A very small person can cast a very large shadow."
— Paul Santasieri (@paulie_nuts) October 4, 2018
https://twitter.com/Jibson__/status/1047896121404809216
Cersei of the House Lannister. -The End pic.twitter.com/GhrQP6O0uI
— Mj (@ThisGrayArea) October 5, 2018
Others went with Tony Soprano, a character that took HBO, and television in general, next level:
Tony Soprano. Explanation unnecessary.
— Travis Stone (@TravisStone) October 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/FrankieFierYo/status/1048187459660664833
https://twitter.com/EmilyGould/status/1048250066371321857
Some Deadwood fans had their say, mostly celebrating the revival movie:
Al Swearengen, cocksucker.
— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) October 5, 2018
Al Swearengen pic.twitter.com/TLp4Iwv8ic
— Jon Weisnewski (@sharkeatsman) October 5, 2018
Or maybe this honor should go to another Western anti-hero, from Westworld:
I’ll see your favorite western anti-hero in black, and raise you mine. pic.twitter.com/tuM72ZzlQE
— David James Dague (@DJDague) October 5, 2018
Either way, Al Swearengen would fit right in with the creatively profane team of Veep:
Selina Meyer of @VeepHBO because I watch compilations and gifs of this character when gearing up to eviscerate someone or something. pic.twitter.com/dO01w0oh8D
— Kaitlin Menza (@heykmenz) October 5, 2018
Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ fellow Seinfeld alum got some love:
The greatest hbo character isn’t a character at all. pic.twitter.com/gP0ysJHUPJ
— Big Global🌍 (@ZayIntheLife) October 5, 2018
As did Curb Your Enthusiasm episode-stealer JB Smoove:
https://twitter.com/MJPPrincipal/status/1048385438283694080
Speaking of anti-heroes, few HBO characters as anti-heroic as Kenny Powers, of Eastbound and Down:
— woods (@thestevenwoods) October 5, 2018
But there’s always his buddy Stevie Janowski:
— Matt Sperling (@Mattynuke4) October 5, 2018
Some went way into the past. Perhaps you forgot you had to pay to watch Fraggle Rock:
https://twitter.com/cwroederer/status/1048128625189507077
Ditto the puppet host of Tales from the Crypt:
https://twitter.com/JurassicKeith/status/1048212575878635524
Mr. Show was largely ignored in its day, but it’s had a rich after life, and it birthed so many future legends, from leads Bob Odenkirk and David Cross themselves to people like Paul F. Tompkins and the great Jay Johnston:
— Josh (@Livestock) October 5, 2018
Before Homeland, Damian Lewis was a stand-out on Band of Brothers:
Major Richard D. Winters in Band of Brothers. No motivation needed. pic.twitter.com/R4fJLprO1c
— pablo pikachu (@TheRealEGWallin) October 5, 2018
Oh, and Entourage was a show:
Johnny Drama pic.twitter.com/zrgvjaBXcl
— JCV (@jcva97) October 5, 2018
And someone remembers Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom:
Charlie Skinner
— intense scenes (to be fair, all Sorkin characters are, imo)
— we've seen him countless times defend his staff (and there even was an entire episode showing him doing just that in season 1)
— voice of reason
— unforgettable exit pic.twitter.com/Xif9tlplax— October 13 (@october13shop) October 5, 2018
It would also probably be illegal if someone didn’t drop in a gif of Matthew McConaughey on True Detective:
@robdehuff pic.twitter.com/PkbtGHzpjX
— Gina Foti (@gina__foti) October 5, 2018
Of course, the real winner was from The Wire, and chosen by musician and actor John Lurie:
Omar.
You can give 499 words to someone else— John Lurie (@lurie_john) October 5, 2018
Then again, maybe the MVP is Omar’s one-time accomplice, hitman and bowtie enthusiast Brother Mouzone:
Hamsterdamn was a great idea and made great T.V., but his role in the schools was what really moved me. The characters on that show, 20+ of them, are in my opinion the best things HBO ever made. pic.twitter.com/SvBMmSzQHW
— Cooper Thompson⚾️ (@TaxedThoughts) October 5, 2018