On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, the team of people whose sole job it is to sit around and monitor what happens on local news programs throughout the country did a public service by putting together this compilation of funny newscaster names. And because we’re all really just a bunch of children pretending to be adults, our job is to sit back and stupidly giggle at it. That’s a shout out to you, Dick Palm. You could just go by “Richard” but who wants a name that doesn’t proclaim “masturbation!”
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