Here’s a quick illustration of my fantasy baseball prowess:
1. Pick the best guys in baseball.
2. Watch them have their worst game ever, all at once.
3. Watch Ben Francisco or whoever hit 5 home runs.
4. Find out everybody but me drafted Ben Francisco.
5. Finish 745th out of 600, win zero dollars.
But because you are not me, you’ve got a great chance of winning money and should sign up for our free fantasy baseball game with FanDuel. Here’s how it works:
The cash in question is a $500 cash pool, so as long as your 8 best guys don’t spend Friday night grounding out you’re guaranteed a dollar or two. And that’s an important note: the game happens tonight, so if you’re reading this, hop on over to FanDuel right now and set up your squad.
Then come back here and drop a comment about who you picked, because I can’t suffer the shame of being me at this much longer.