In honor of tonight’s NCAA championship game, Conan decides to go focus on one of the most memorable parts of the college sports experience — the mascots. Particularly UC Irvine’s Anteater, a mascot that based on an animal that is blind and laps up ants with its weird tongue. Striking fear into the hearts of opponents.
Now I feel that Conan is a bit hard on our ant eating friend, but he makes up for it with his replacement suggestion — A Tiger Chicken Conan. He provides the head, his signature string dance, and a hodgepodge of other mascot parts to create one beastly guacamole making mascot machine. If UC Irvine was smart, they’d take the idea and run with it.
Or they could take the blind gimmick that Conan suggested, that would work too:
(Via Team Coco)
