We, the internet, have been given a special gift. Kristaps Porzingis, the New York Knicks’ Great White Hope (and starting power forward), had cornrows as a kid. There’s visual evidence, and they are straight-up glorious. These childhood photos were shown in a recent interview with Porzingis’ first coach:
[Fans self] Whew, that is some straight fire. Not that these photos need context, but thank goodness Stefan Bondy asked Porzingis why he had the braids (with beads!) as a kid:
The reason Porzingis went with cornrows from around 10 to 13 years old: "I loved the look and the girls loved it."
— Stefan Bondy (@SbondyNBA) October 22, 2015
As a kid in Latvia, Kristaps Porzingis had his cornrows re-braided once a week to keep them fresh https://t.co/RP1DTl9RAa
— Stefan Bondy (@SbondyNBA) October 22, 2015
His white-boy confidence was (and continues to be) off the charts. He’s quickly becoming a folk hero, and the boos of draft night are now only a memory. He also rocked the Carmelo headband (we know Iverson did it first, but Melo’s his TEAMMATE):
Would you like to see Kristaps’ Knicks teammates reacting to the cornrow pictures? Of course you would:
The best reaction is from the first guy, who we’re pretty sure is Wesley Saunders. Wordless, delighted shock:
Of course, this is a revelation perfect for Twitter, and Knicks fans are undeniably hyped about the newly-discovered street cred their rookie has:
WHITE IVERSON https://t.co/KRDZyMVaRI
— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) October 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/NoMeatJustSauce/status/657300362513158144
The trophy he’s holding is 2016 NBA Rookie of the Year. They gave it to him preemptively when they saw the beads pic.twitter.com/X8ra2vRz5e
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) October 21, 2015
https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/656974407542423553
And there were a lot of these:
https://twitter.com/DShaw365/status/657298906095734785
Bernie Augustine may have had the best burn on KP, though:
This is what happens when you put David Beckham's cornrows on Kristaps Porzingis' head https://t.co/KYIKBC0UTR
— Bernie Augustine (@BernieAugustine) October 22, 2015
Kristaps Porzingis had cornrows as a kid because "all the girls loved it." https://t.co/kpV8qRpFlU pic.twitter.com/SPoPDm4mvD
— NY Daily News Sports (@NYDNSports) October 22, 2015
Yeah, and if you’ve seen those, you know it’s not a compliment. It’s completely different when you’re a 10-year-old Latvian kid, though. Then it’s the hottest style possible. He said he’s never bringing them back, but we can always hope.