So, Blake Griffin will miss multiple weeks because he reportedly punched a Clippers equipment staffer and broke his hand, which is a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to do if you’re a talented goon in the second act of an underdog sports movie, but not so much when you’re one of the biggest stars in the NBA and one of the most important players to an NBA title hopeful.
In fact, when you’re in Blake Griffin’s position, breaking your hand on a team employee’s face is a completely ridiculous thing to do (and probably indicative of poor punching form), and as is custom when athletes do ridiculous things, the fine folks of Sports Twitter were there to lambaste Blake for it. First, let’s get the obligatory (but still great) Crying Jordan meme out of the way:
— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) January 26, 2016
Let’s go from there to a more subtle flavoring: truther takes — where’s the real conspiracy here, hmm?
Blake Griffin broke his hand punching a globe for lying to him about the Earth being round. #topical
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) January 26, 2016
The guy Blake Griffin punched, probably… pic.twitter.com/bSEWQMg8AV
— Steve Noah (@Steve_OS) January 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/692017874303606784
You think the Clips’ equipment manager bought a Nissan or Toyota or something and Blake just lost it?
— The Dream Shake (@DreamShakeSBN) January 26, 2016
And of course, there’s the old classic: older tweets with new context that makes said tweets queasy and inappropriate! This one is an absolute doozy.
Promoted Tweet from yesterday looks like a disaster now @LAClippers pic.twitter.com/UW5vPAYqNo
— warriorsworld (@warriorsworld) January 26, 2016
Woof. That right fist is front and center. Together We Will… what, exactly? Drive Blake to the hospital? Alright, let’s just get a couple more joke tweets in here and get out of the way. Suffice to say, this made for a pretty fun half hour on Sports Twitter.
https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/692023711218667525
https://twitter.com/recordsANDradio/status/692017478059311104
everything is finehttps://t.co/Wt8aKyAptU
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) January 26, 2016