8-Bit 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' Game & Your Morning Links

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MORNING LINKS
The Saga Of Director Bob Ray And His ‘I Am A Lawyer!’ Commercial |Frotcast|

Taken 2 trailer promises even more growling and shooting |Film Drunk|

A Q&A with ‘Wilfred’ Star Fiona Gubelmann |Warming Glow|

Michael F. Assbender is a clone of Christopher Plummer [via TheShiznit]

Steve Martin’s Very Personal Letter To A Young Judd Apatow |UPROXX|

7 Reasons Why It’s Perfectly Acceptable To Hate Every Single Miami Heat Fan |Smoking Section|

Forbes’ Top 10 Highest Paid Athletes Is A Real Likable Bunch |With Leather|

So, How Does Stan Lee Play as a Video Game Character? |Gamma Squad|

BREAKING: J.R.R. Tolkien Ripped Off Harry Potter! |Videogum|

36 Pictures That Should Have Never Been Uploaded To The Internet |Buzzfeed|

7 Things You Might Not Know About San Diego Comic-Con |ScreenJunkies|

15 DIY Ways To Beat The Heat |HuffPost Comedy|

The First 12 Pixar Movies, Ranked |Vulture|

College Humor Original: New YOLO Slang Words |College Humor|

A Dutch choir does Skrillex’s “Bangarang” a cappella style. Brillz. |Daily What|

Ashton Kutcher is suing the DMV. Sometimes you have to root for no one |Fark|

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Was So Staged By Kris Jenner It Had A Reshoot, Says Kris Humphries |TheSuperficial|

Ranking the Most Adorable Modern Superhero Couples |Pajiba|

10 of the World’s Most Expensive Beers |MentalFloss|

12 Recurring TV Show Jokes I’ll (Probably) Never Get Sick Of |Unreality|

What Your Favorite Fetish Porn Genre Says About You |HolyTaco|

A Hilarious Clip from ‘Ted’ Hits the Web |Brobible|

Vanessa Paradis Bored Johnny Depp |IDLYITW|

Stacy Keibler Isn’t Pregnant and We’ve Got the Pics To Prove It |Guy Speed|

Criminal Quote of the Year: “I got swag” |Gunaxin|

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