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You’ll Never See ‘Full House’ The Same Way Again After This ‘Full Holes’ Porn Parody

Just in time for the release of Netflix’s Fuller House on Friday, Pornhub has released a brand spankin’ (emphasis on spankin’) new Full House porn parody, complete with this (mostly) safe for work trailer that will make you never be able to see the Tanner clan the same way again. But lest you think this is just another second-rate porn parody, rest assured that Pornhub went above and beyond to give you the most realistic and accurate experience of your favorite Full House characters banging each other, right down to minute details such as the “Jackalope Crossing” sign in Joey — I mean, Blowey’s — bedroom.

Here’s the full description, according to Pornhub’s (likewise safe for work) landing page:

Oh mylanta it’s here! Pornhub Originals proudly presents the porn parody that brings all of your most ’90’s fantasies to life: Full Holes! Directed by the totally rad Lee Roy Meyers of WoodRocket Productions, you can catch all the horny fun starting Feb. 24 exclusively on Pornhub Premium. Watch Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler and little Muffchelle like you’ve never seen them before — all getting it on, under the same roof.

Some of the other creative names include the obvious “BJ” (DJ), “Stuffme” (Stephanie), “Handy” (Danny), “F*cky” (Aunt Becky) and “Clamchelle” — as both Olsen Twins are naturally represented here. Can’t have an incest porn parody without a three-way involving identical twins, that’s just plain old common sense.

(Via Pornhub)

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