Morning Links: CAT WOULD RATHER BREAK THE CONE THAN LET YOU HAVE IT BACK

This Cat Loves Ice Cream. Its Owner Loves It |Video Gum|

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Morning Links 

Watching GIFs In Reverse Makes Everything Better |UPROXX|

Guy Fieri’s New Book Appears To Be Every Bit The Literary Abortion You Thought It Would Be |Warming Glow|

“If I showed you all the money shots in Pacific Rim, you’d have a 70-minute orgasm.” |Film Drunk|

The Arrested Development Frozen Banana Stand Popped Up At Yankee Stadium |With Leather|

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Is Great, Until… |Gamma Squad|

#DMXWeek – Earl Simmons’ 5 Best Movie Roles |Smoking Section|

Gallery: Evan Mathis, Guy Who Pees On Things |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Stages of Being a Kanye West Fan at a Kanye West Show |Grantland|

11 Strange Movie Job Titles—Explained! |Mental Floss|

7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions |College Humor|

Tracing The Office’s rise from midseason also-ran to nine-season behemoth |AV Club|

Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party |The Superficial|

The 10 Most Anticipated Cable Drama Series of 2014 |Pajiba|

15 Most Ridiculous Zombie Movies |Next Movie|

10 Ambercrombie & Fitch Advertisements We’d Like To See |Pop Hangover|