West Philadelphia’s Dock Street Brewery, the same people who previously brought us the Dock Street Walker Walking Dead beer brewed with real goat brains, as well as a beer aged to the music of the Wu-Tang Clan, is back with a Donald Trump-themed beer. Only they are decidedly not in favor of the outlandish Republican candidate, instead siding with John Oliver in what they are calling their “Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Drumpf” beer.
The description reads on the brewery’s website:
We just can’t wrap our well-coiffed heads around a candidate who encourages his supporters to attack protesters at his rallies, wants to limit access to the U.S. based on religion, and flagrantly manipulates facts and data. Oh yeah, and that ridiculous wall idea? Come on.
The first in the “Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Drumpf” series will be Short-Fingered Stout, a bitter and delusional stout with an airy, light-colored head atop a so-so body. Don’t worry, its bark is worse than its bite; this big baby comes in at a somewhat conservative 4.5% ABV.
The release date will be announced soon, but it sounds like they’re shooting for early April. They invite anyone regardless of political views to come try the beer — with one exception, of course. Because this is my neighborhood brewery, I’ll be sure to check it out and report back, much as I did with the Walking Dead beer. Going to wager a guess right now it tastes like malt and sexual inadequacy.
(Via Eater)
