There are a bunch of ways to cool off in the summer: You can hang at the library or take off all your clothes. You can go on vacation somewhere less hot. Or you can now do any of that with a booze-laden, vodka popsicle! Hooray, drunk, naked, library vacations!
A company called Icycl (See what they did there?) has unveiled their Vodka Icepops just in time to quench your nagging thirst. The pops come in three flavors — lemon & lime, orchard apples, and juicy blackcurrant. And yes, to answer your question, they’re from the UK, where people actually know what blackcurrants are. Icicle’s Vodka Pops are served in slender pouches just like Otter Pops and Fla-Vor-Ice, but be careful not to confuse them because these babies are 6.4 percent ABV, so you can get drunk while your kid gets a sugar high!