Deadpool Just Took Kevin McCallister’s ‘Home Alone’ Battle Plan To A Whole New Level

Deadpool is still nearly two months away from premiering, but that isn’t stopping the movie from having a little bit of fun for the 12 Days of Christmas. In honor of a new trailer premiering on Christmas Day, which we’re sure will be nothing but appropriate and holiday-friendly, the foul-mouthed hero in a red suit is releasing a new treat every day until then. Today’s was a hilarious look at what Kevin McCallister’s home defense plan from Home Alone would look like if it was thought up by Deadpool instead. Ryan Reynolds tweeted out the very detailed plan today:

If you look closely, you’ll see that this plan beats Kevin’s in all areas. It’s far more detailed and much more violent, not to mention probably more effective. There are kimodo dragons, medical waste, even a flamethrower! It seems a little over the top for mere home invaders, but as everyone knows by now, Deadpool goes up against some much more serious villains in his line of work. The kind of villains who necessitate a honey badger as part of the layout are certainly more intimidating than Joe Pesci in a leather jacket. Kevin McCallister may have gotten out of his difficulties unscathed but Deadpool looks to be uncaring about whether anybody even lives through it or not.

(Via io9)