During last night’s broadcast of the Golden Globes ceremony, you might have noticed that the screen on your TV got a little foggy and maybe even sweaty. That’s because the newest trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie that started out as erotic Twilight message board fan fiction and became a bestselling book series, showed us what it looks like when the billionaire playboy finally brings his sexual slave home to meet his super wealthy family. It’s a lot like when you met your college girlfriend’s parents, but without the cheap beer and condom wrappers left inside the pillow case.
In case you’re too distracted by the “unusual behavior” that takes place in this trailer, you might have missed the oh-so-subtle references about how for Christian Grey there is no black and white. There is only… grey. Get it? This is erotica that makes you think, man. Leave a little blood in your brains so your boners don’t do all the work.
