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‘Caddyshack’ Quotes You Can’t Stop Repeating


Caddyshack is the pinnacle sports comedy film. We quote it without even realizing it at this point. Enjoy our favorite Caddyshack Quotes:

“So I got that going for me, which is nice.” — Carl Spackler

Everyday use: When you don’t have much going for you.

“Rat farts!” — Bishop

Everyday use: When nothing is going your way.

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” — Al Czervik

Everyday use: When you have high hopes.

“You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup.” — Al Czervik

Everyday use: When you don’t get fashion.


“Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.” — Ty Webb

Everyday use: When a backhanded compliment is your only way out.

“We have a pool and a pond. The pond is better for you.” — Ty Webb

Everyday use: When there’s no easy way to deliver the news.

“This is your wife, huh? Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.” — Al Czervik

Everyday use: When something is ancient.

“In order to conquer an animal, I have to think like an animal, and whenever possible, look like one.” — Carl Spackler

Everyday use: When your undercover methods are bit nontraditional.

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?” — Al Czervik

Everyday use: When you need a quick cover-up.

“Thank you very little.” — Ty Webb

Everyday use: When there’s no one to thank, but yourself.

“The world needs ditch diggers, too.” — Judge Smails

Everyday use: When life gets real.

“You’ll get nothing and like it.” — Judge Smails

Everyday use: When someone is being a brat.

“Well we’re waiting.” — Judge Smails

Everyday use: When someone is trying to make a point.

“Cannonball. Cannonball coming!” — Carl Spackler

Everyday use: When you want to start the party!

“He’s a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!” — Carl Spackler

Everyday use: When you just need to quote Caddyshack.

Post originally published on November 23, 2014

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