Flavortown, USA, mayor-for-life Guy Fieri has built an empire on pricey tailgate parties, 22-ingredient mac and cheese burgers, $100,000 personal appearance fees, and s’mores pizzas. The loudest celebrity chef has already conquered television, with his myriad Food Network shows doubling as commercials for Guy’s American Bar and Kitchen, but like his arch-nemesis Anthony Bourdain, he’s never made the transition to the cinema. In fact, Fieri’s only film credit is The Interview, which he was cut out of.
This is a shame, for his radiant glory, in that his bleach-tipped hair radiates with the force of a million fluorescent lights, belongs on the big screen, probably while a Smash Mouth song plays. Thus, #GuyFieriMovies was born.
#GuyFieriMovies Earth Girls Are Cheesy @midnight #pointsMe @hardwick pic.twitter.com/h2PJdKTpD5
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) January 22, 2016
The Baloney Arranger#GuyFieriMovies @midnight pic.twitter.com/rxTKZyiyBD
— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) January 22, 2016
Fry Hard #GuyFieriMovies pic.twitter.com/cjDUKc0b5t
— Ryan Batty (@ryanbatty) January 22, 2016
#GuyFieriMovies I know what you ate last supper @midnight pic.twitter.com/NBNIcVfjTc
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) January 22, 2016
The Men Who Stare with Goatees #GuyFieriMovies @midnight pic.twitter.com/SZV2O1zr3q
— Christopher Nobody (@LouGeese) January 22, 2016
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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close to a Heart Attack #GuyFieriMovies @midnight
— Keating Thomas (@keatingthomas) January 22, 2016
There Will Be Blood Pressure Issues #GuyFieriMovies @midnight
— travis (@travtacular) January 22, 2016
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#GuyFieriMovies The Texas Cheeseburger Massacre @midnight #horror pic.twitter.com/MLVT98B0k1
— Eric Weiss 🤘💀 (@ZombieRiot) January 22, 2016
The Fast and the Fierious #GuyFieriMovies @midnight
— travis (@travtacular) January 22, 2016
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#GuyFieriMovies @midnight Forget it, Jake. It's Flavortown.
— Brian Boone (@brianbooone) January 22, 2016
Cool Ranch Runnings #GuyFieriMovies @midnight
— After Midnight (@midnight) January 22, 2016
@midnight 3:10 To Flavortown #GuyFieriMovies
— LVBiggs (@TheLVBiggs) January 22, 2016
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Terminator 2: Judgement Buffet #GuyFieriMovies @midnight
— VickieComedy.eth (@VickieComedy) January 22, 2016
Nice work, everyone and @midnight, or should I say, 10 Gallons of Donkey Sauce to @midnight.