A little over a year before Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice hit theaters, actor Michael Shannon was rumored to be somehow involved in the sorta-sequel to 2013’s Man of Steel. (After all, he played the first film’s villain, General Zod, who’d been killed in a controversial scene by Henry Cavill’s Kal-El.) In the months that followed, Shannon would fan the flames with fake quotes about “flippers,” later remark that said quotes were fake, then say something else to excite and enrage comic book movie fans and critics alike. Why? Because as he told Uproxx’s Mike Ryan while promoting Midnight Special, it was just a bunch of fun-loving “nonsense” to rile everyone up.
Hence why the internet lost even more of its collective mind on Friday when Vulture published a collection of quotes from celebrities discussing whether or not they thought Batman or Superman would win in a fight. Everyone from Captain America: Civil War‘s Sebastian Stan to Supergirl‘s Laura Benanti chimed in, but one comment stood out. And yes, it was Michael Shannon:
“I’m so utterly unconcerned with the outcome of that fight. So profoundly, utterly unconcerned. I can’t even come up with a fake answer. I guess I have to root for Superman because he killed me, so I would hope that he would continue his killing spree and become like a serial killer Superman. That’s a new take on Superman. We’d all be in a heap of trouble if Superman was a serial killer. He could just wipe us all out. But then he’d be lonely.”
When the interviewer felt compelled to point out that Superman is already lonely, Shannon turned the discussion completely on its head:
“Well, we’re all lonely.”
Michael Shannon, I love you. And as it turns out, so does the rest of Twitter, as your non-answer went viral just a few hours later.
michael shannon needs an advice column pic.twitter.com/7xHHFIUqqI
— chris randle (@randlechris) March 25, 2016
today i would personally love to get killed by an alien god
— chris randle (@randlechris) March 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/mollyjane_k/status/713440501521911810
Michael Shannon and Ridley Scott need to work together, for the sake of creating the ultimate idgaf press tour.
— Missus MacPhisto (@ElSoderbergho) March 25, 2016
Michael Shannon. I love this man. He's the best. pic.twitter.com/0t1f9m1lNn
— MZS (@mattzollerseitz) March 25, 2016
"Well, we're all lonely." Is the most real thing to come out of all this BvS talk. Michael Shannon is all of us & we are all Michael Shannon
— Tina de la Torre (@tinadelatorre) March 25, 2016
Michael Shannon further cementing his status as a God amongst men https://t.co/AzWcUv4Tc4
— Paul Weedon (@paulweeedon) March 25, 2016
https://twitter.com/jwilcox79/status/713444891020423168
(Via Vulture)