Movies

All The ‘Anchorman’ Lines You Know You’re Still Using Everyday

Anchorman is arguably the most quoted since Caddyshack, which is to say that it’s pretty much damned near impossible to go a day without hearing one of your friends spouting off a piece of borrowed dialogue. So here, I’ve gathered all of the Anchorman quotes you’re likely to hear people using everyday conversation. Feel free to debate as long as you stay classy…

“You stay classy, San Diego.” — Ron Burgundy

“Milk was a bad choice.” — Ron Burgundy

“You know I don’t speak Spanish.” — Ron Burgundy

“Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island.” — Ron Burgundy

“I’m in a glass case of emotion.” — Ron Burgundy

“She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon.” — Ron Burgundy

“You look like a blueberry.” — Veronica Corningstone

“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.” — Brick Tamland

“I’ll take your mother Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.” — Champ Kind

“There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.” — Brick Tamland

“Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they called it San Di-ago. Which of course in Germean means, a whale’s vagina.” — Ron Burgundy

“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” — Ron Burgundy

“Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.” — Wes Mantooth

“I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.” — Ron Burgundy

“That escalated quickly.” — Ron Burgundy

“They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.” — Brian Fantana

“I love lamp.” — Brick Tamland

×