The latest and arguably greatest trailer for Magic Mike XXL, the sequel so nice that your mom will see it twice, finally lets us all in on the story for this wild ride. Basically, there’s sort of a “putting the band back together” idea behind this one, as Channing Tatum’s Mike can’t stop grinding away in his custom furniture workshop, and some women have the ovaries to ask whether or not he’s still Magic. Meanwhile, Matt Bomer’s Ken is doing yoga on the beach in his loose-but-generous linen pants, and Kevin Nash’s Tarzan is experiencing some serious Florida Man hair problems.
And then there’s Joe Manganiello’s Big Dick Richie, who is so bonded to the male stripper game that he can’t even walk into a convenience store without pretending that a bottle of water is his girthy, ejaculating man meat. Obviously, the gang had to get back on the road to Myrtle Beach and prove to the rest of the world that they can still shake it and grind it all over our laps and faces. Are they right? We’ll find out on July 1.