The prepubescent masses have spoken, and the greatest musician in America right now is: Justin Bieber. Sounds about right. King swaggy bro himself took home whatever it is Artist of the Year winners get (a skateboard? a backpack? a tampon trophy?) during last night’s American Music Awards, where Carly Rae Jepsen, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry also triumphantly walked away with the knowledge that @kyperryluv69 loves them just a little bit more than those jerks in The Wanted.
But the YouTube-able moment from the shriek-a-thon came in the form of Psy collaborating with another artist known for his flamboyant dancing: MC Hammer. The duo performed a mashup of “Gangnam Style” with “2 Legit 2 Quit,” the first move in a multi-part plan by Big Hammer to get the public to wear parachute pants again.
It’s happening, guys.