When the cheeky jokesmiths at Bad Lip Reading aren’t lipdubbing political ads with inappropriately silly statements, they’re writing songs with new lyrics to match the music videos of Gotye, Michael Bublé, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, and Jay-Z. Now they’re back to let us know it’s “Time To Rock” with their lib dub of “Hot Problems” by Double Take.
One month ago, Burnsy introduced us to the song Old Bailey Productions produced “as a favor for a younger sibling of one of our friends,” which is how all the greatest music gets made. Thankfully, Bad Lip Reading spotted another potential Hot Problem: being so noticeable that people will add new lyrics to your songs. Don’t feel bad, Double Take. At least now you’re singing on key.
LYRICS:
TIME TO ROCK
Clarkman got me into the show
And there was a huge dude pimpin’ solo,
Right where we cut through
And I think he took my blush and eyeliner
But who has a glass?
My breath ain’t cool, yo
I have to drink, and that’ll make it good
So I ate a big rock, and don’t think I’m a hog, but
Chicken smeared with Funyuns™ — s**t really tastes good!
I mean, I just ate some and it tasted so–
[BURP!]
Maybe it’s just me, but
I hate mixtapes.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
I had another look, and it’s not that bad
That black guy said, “Show me them!”
Shhhhhhh!
I went up to Scott, and I whistled at him
And he said, “Call me after you’re fu**ing hotter”
“You’re so retarded!”
I need some pudding
I’ve just been dumped
But I do it on my weekends
Twitter and a friend
Ashby was so rude to me, she said, “You look like your mom”
F**k this, I can’t hear you in the market.
[chicken, Funyuns™, dance!]
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Ho, ho, a white rocket gets you sick
Can you rock hard and chase that pig
With a baby snake in that cage
Jump in the laundry
You know I’ll haunt your junk
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Nazis?
Whimper face
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