When not sticking needles into her Taylor Swift voodoo doll, Lady Gaga is eating penis cake, apparently. The “Bad Romance” singer, and Broad City‘s #1 inspiration, reunited with her Catholic school girl buddies for a bachelorette party straight out of a rom-com trope guidebook. Male strippers, all pink everything, desserts in the shape of dongs, pole dancing — the shindig had it all, up to and including taking a nude selfie while eating a slice of pizza. When Lady Gaga does that, she gets 166,000 “likes”; when I do it, I’m told to “leave Old Navy, please.”
