Begging the question of whether you can ever REALLY kill the mambo, Lou Bega took to Facebook yesterday to reassure an ironic audience of “17,807” “Facebook” “fans,” and his mom, that he is not dead, unlike Lou Reed, who is dead. According to the *insert song that isn’t “Mambo No. 5” here* hit-maker, he’s received “tons of condolences because of a Journalist,” who could’ve used a little more “Heroin” in his life, “confusing our Identities.”
Should the Gods ever play a cruel trick on the world and take Bega away from us, who do you think would have the best seat at his funeral: Monica, Erica, or Rita?
