There’s a different Prince hairstyle for every phrase of your life. The youthful afro, the teenage curls, the middle-aged flip, the Rachel from Friends, the I’m-going-through-something afro…again. Yes, looking at Gary Card’s graphic of every one of Prince’s hairstyles since 1978 is like scrolling through a yearbook, a yearbook for a school with one impossibly cool student who always dresses in purple.
At Jack U Off High, it’s always 1999 and everyone drives little red Corvettes.