What did you do for your last birthday? A quiet meal at a nice restaurant? A get together with some of your closest friends? Well, Miley Cyrus celebrated her twenty-second birthday this past weekend, and if the ensuing treasure trove of Instagram photos are any indication, Miley’s birthday was better than all of your birthdays.
The hootenanny featured a gigantic birthday cake shaped like a pizza (which Miley eventually climbed into), lots of neon and fake fur, a mechanical rideable penis, pacifier necklaces, and drugs! I think it’s safe to assume that there was probably a whole, whole bunch of drugs at the party.
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And, of course, no good Miley Cyrus affair would be complete without Miley Cyrus’ boobs, which you can barely see in this video but I’m issuing a NSFW warning just to be safe. It’s nothing you haven’t probably already seen before though, trust me.
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(Via BroBible)
