How To Wear An Entire Outfit Of Nothing But Wu-Tang Clan Paraphernalia

I have never wanted anything in my life more than that Wu-Tang Clan Christmas sweater, and I don’t even celebrate Christmas (/makes note to see if there are Wu-Tang prayer mats). Also, it’s August. But no mind: shame on a reada who doesn’t buy it for me, though the red-as-Rudolph’s-bloody-nose Slayer sweater would be fine, too.

It’s actually possible to build an entire wardrobe out of nothing but Wu-Tang merchandise, as I discovered trolling Etsy and eBay and websites that weren’t Wu Wear (too easy, though I made one exception). Take a look.

Earrings

Bracelet

Hat

Sunglasses

Scarf

Cufflinks

Nails

Hoodie

Short-sleeve shirt

Long-sleeve shirt

Crop-top

Tank-top

Jacket

Onesies

Backpack

Handbag

Pants/Underwear

Belt

Socks

Shoes