Impact Wrestling‘s two most high profile recent signings have been former UFC and WWE legend Ken Shamrock and famous dick wrestler Joey Ryan, so it makes sense that sooner or later we’d see The World’s Most Dangerous Man take a YouPorn Plex from the King of Dong Style’s prehensile penis, right?
It turns out the dick flipping happened sooner rather than later, and now thanks to the most recent AXS TV Impact tapings and some glorious fan footage you can see one of the toughest men in combat sports history eat a move that once felled DDT Pro’s Danshoku Dino.
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You can presumably tune in to a future episode of Impact on AXS to see this go down in high definition. The sound you’re hearing off in the distance is steam bursting out of Jim Cornette’s ears like he’s in a Looney Tune. Now all we need is to see Dan Severn pop up on the Japanese independent scene and get a thumb stuck up his ass to complete the motif. Bless Ken Shamrock for being cool enough to believe in the power of the dick flip, and bless the bizarre pro wrestling scene of 2019 for helping it happen.
