I’ve decided to put away my history of horrible fantasy performances and destroy this week’s FanDuel contest, wherein you pay $2 to enter and stand to win cash from a $200 cash pool … and the best part is that you can enter three times, and if all three of your teams finisher higher than me, you get your entry fee back. That’s a pretty sweet deal, and if you want to be a part of it you need to act fast — there are only 110 total spots in the contest avaiable, most of those have been filled already and the games start tonight.
Here’s how to play:
Then you get money. Then you get the women. THEN YOU GET THE POWER.
So sign up quickly and set up your team. Don’t pick Johnny Cueto, I don’t want you stealing his perfect games from me. Pick only Pirates.