Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer headed to the dugout after the top of the 8th inning. He had a baseball in his hand. When he looked up he saw a sea of little kids reaching their arms out, desperate for a souvenir. In the background there was a bearded gentleman, creepily looking on.
As the ball was tossed, 7 children made their bid for the prize. So too did creepy bearded man.
Sir, what are you doing?
Obligatory side-eye from adults.
Souvenir baseballs are for little kids, not you creepy bearded man. Get away.
(h/t: John Haywood)