Albert Haynesworth wants you to know that, much like LL Cool J, the ladies love him. And he loves the ladies! If you don’t believe him, baby, you just gotta go check out his “verified page.”
The former NFL lineman sent out a very strange tweet late Thursday night that, quite frankly, I’m still struggling to understand. In it, the former Washington standout claimed he’s always trying to “smash” as long as it’s a “beautiful REAL WOMAN” on the receiving end of said smashing.
“Just saying for you Mfers that that believe everything you read in the media,” Haynesworth’s tweet said.” This is coming from me my verified page!!!”
Just saying for you Mfers that that believe everything you read in the media. This is coming from me my verified page!!! pic.twitter.com/1X6ofjdydr
— Hydra Headphones (@haynesworthiii) September 22, 2017
Attached was a screenshot of a phone’s notes function that had an equally strange message written in it.
“Let me get something straight everybody can understand,” the message started. “I love ALL women!!! As long as you are a beautiful REAL WOMAN trust me I’m trying to smash!!! So to think that I’m going to alienate 1/6 of the US population you are fu*king wrong!”
Albert: yes. OK. Please keep going.
“My damn BIGGEST problem is I love women,” the message continued. “I (pray) one day ONE woman can settled (sic) me down (Black, white, brown or yellow) but until then I’m like most guys in this world, just a squirrel trying to get a (nut).”
It’s rude to be presumptuous, so I’m not going to speculate what’s going on here. But this is a very love-positive tweet that came out of nowhere in the relative dead of night. People were just coming down from an actually entertaining Thursday Night Football game when Bert went and made it weird for everyone.
I’m not sure who is questioning his love of women, or the various ethnicities of women. But he seems upset here. He also seems, um, very interested in meeting half of the world’s population. So if the above does anything for you at all, hit him up on his verified page. Until he’s tamed by his one true love it seems he’s always down to, as he says, smash.
