FINALLY, the official instrument of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil has been announced, and I can finally stop worrying about how I was gonna watch soccer without incessantly playing a stupid f**king noisy trinket. Meet CAXIROLA, designed by “Academy Award nominated musician Carlinhos Brown,” because you absolutely need an Academy Award nominated musician to design “a rattle with finger holes instead of a stick.” Mother of God. Enjoy listening to this thing, soccer jerks. (h/t to Reddit)
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