There are some great, great stories out there about NFL legend Charles Haley. Many of them hilariously involve him not wearing any clothes. By all accounts, Haley was well endowed and had a bizarre fascination with showing off his penis to anybody and everybody.
In the 2008 book Boys will be Boys, Jeff Pearlman detailed some of these incidents:
-Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…
-But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, “You know you wanna suck this!”
-”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”
On Thursday, during an interview with Dan Le Batard, former teammate Troy Aikman confirmed at least one story involving Haley’s penis and the shoulder of one, Matt Millen.
Via The Big Lead:
Troy Aikman: “No one was more proud of his manhood than Charles Haley.”
Dan Le Batard: “True or false: One time, he put that manhood on a teammate’s shoulders during cards.”
Troy Aikman: “It was Matt Millen.”
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Charles Haley is now the most beloved athlete in Detroit history.
