Trey Kirby and The Basketball Jones have shared countless NBA clips, and every single one of them would be improved by having Dirk Nowitzki shout random affirmations over them.
“Oh my God!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SHUT IT DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN
LET’S GO HOOOOOOOOOOOOME”
Dirk is his very own Club Banger. Put some techno music behind that and it’s every third Black Eyed Peas song.
Seriously though, turn the volume down on Horace Grant dunking or Chris Paul being mad about someone touching his head and just scream UHHHHH! HE’S ON HIS HOOOOOOOOORSE. EAT SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOD. DRIVE TO TOWNNNNNNN. It just makes things happier and better. More German!
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