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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: guys I got the best idea for a prank |
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JackInTheBoxberger: tricking Erik Bedard into thinking he’s still got a shot in the Majors? |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: Telling people we suddenly have a reliable offense! |
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EnnyGivenSunday: snay in peanobrittle can |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: nope nope and what, no, we’re gonna make an 83-year old baseball man believe he can’t see baseball anymore |
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JackInTheBoxberger: that sounds … kinda horrible actually |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: God pulled that prank on my grandpa once |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: he called it Alzheimer’s disease. |
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EnnyGivenSunday: snay go pop when he open can |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: just follow my lead |
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ZimmerDownNow: /handwrites letter to grandson |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: oh hey Don hey what’s up |
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ZimmerDownNow: wull hello rhine just writin’ a letter to my grandson to thank him for the warmhearted birthday wishes, about to consult the world book encyclopedia to see how much it costs to mail a letter with three werther’s originals sealed up inside! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: wanted to make sure you got one of these cards /hands Don a Sub Club card |
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ZimmerDownNow: fer subs? |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: no y’see Don we’ve moved into a 21st century cashless and paperless economy so we’re doing away with both money and paper |
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ZimmerDownNow: ooh … /stares down in confusion |
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EnnyGivenSunday: /snickers |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: showing this card is the only way you’ll be able to get into the park from now on. They have to see it because science. |
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ZimmerDownNow: no i don’t!! they know me!! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: sorry Don that’s how science works now |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: yeah without that you’ll have to sit out in the parking lot while we play baseball! |
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ZimmerDownNow: no i won’t! i won’t! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: that card is called a “Flex Pack” |
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JackInTheBoxberger: Like the wrestler! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: you don’t use a ticket and you don’t use money, you get into the park and buy all your food by showing the Flex Pack |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: we aren’t gonna have seats anymore, you’ll just put the Flex Pack on the ground and sit on it. We’re filling up the touch tank with a bunch of floating Flex Packs |
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ZimmerDownNow: i can get food whenever i want! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: nope, Flex Pack. Outside of the Flex Pack you have a 20% chance of survival. |
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ZimmerDownNow: i’ve been here for 60 years! joe’ll gimme some beef stew if i say hey joe gimme some beef stew! i’ve earned that! |
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EnnyGivenSunday: lol beefstu |
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ZimmerDownNow: it tastes great!! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: sorry to be the bearer of bad news Don but even beef stew is on the Flex Pack. It’s all about new technology. |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: to look at our mascot you’ll have to punch a pin-sized hole in your card and look at him through the Flex Pack |
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ZimmerDownNow: i don’t care about technology!! |
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JackInTheBoxberger: if you ever want to make love to your wife again you’ll have to do it with Flex Pack! |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: jesus brad |
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ZimmerDownNow: … /stares off into distance |
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ZimmerDownNow: but but but i love base ball |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: I know Don Flex Pack is a real drag on us all |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: thanks a lot, Obama. |
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ZimmerDownNow: this is my life, oh gosh, oh gosh /begins to softly sob |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: aw man |
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JackInTheBoxberger: See, I told you this was a bad idea! |
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ZimmerDownNow: what do I tell my GRANDSON, he doesn’t HAVE flex pack HE WON’T BE ABLE TO GET IN AWWWRHH /heavy sobs |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: look, uh, Don, we’re just messing with you, man, you’re old and we thought this would be hilarious, Flex Pack is a terrible idea and we’re sorry |
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TheyllNeverBeliveau: sorry, Coach Zimmer. |
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ZimmerDownNow: wh- whuh? |
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EnnyGivenSunday: lol with flegs pag you can’ watch beisbol it may you sad |
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ZimmerDownNow: grrrr WHY I OUGHTA /charges |
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EnnyGivenSunday: /
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ZimmerDownNow: gurgle |
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LeaveLoveBleedinInMyHanigan: uh, new prank, everybody run |
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