So ESPN ranked Kobe Bryant as the 40th best player in the NBA. I’ll give you a few seconds to let that stupidity sink in…
Ok, wait, still laughing…
Alright, I’m good now. But seriously, that’s mind-numbingly dumb. That actually hurts my brain. Kobe’s well past his prime, I think we all know that. But 40th? Bruh, listen. You put Kobe on the Detroit Pistons and he’s the best player. You put Kobe on that team and they’re contenders for the championship and he probably walks away with an MVP.
The Lakers don’t have anybody worth a damn on that team right now. Seriously, Carlos Boozer might be their second best player. CARLOS BOOZER! And they got the artist formerly known as Steve Nash limping around like he’s Dr. House.
And even with that, he’s still better than 95% of the NBA. So yeah, I’m with Kobe here. “I’ve known for a long time they’re a bunch of idiots.” Amen sir.
