The Chicago Bulls took a pretty humiliating beating by the Sacramento Kings last night, as the Bitcoin-accepting lottery stars won easily, 99-70. It didn’t help that the Bulls lost Joakim Noah in the 3rd quarter after he was ejected for yelling at the refs over a foul. Noah, like any good professional athlete, promptly lost his sh*t after he was booted, which gave some Sactown bros something to be happy about for once in this otherwise dreadful season. I’ve gotta be honest, this makes me like Noah a lot more than I did before (I’ve never liked him) but Casey Anthony could slap Joey Crawford and I’d probably think, “That chick’s all right.”
NHL: Islanders at Capitals – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
Just a heads up, unless you’re a huge Isles or Caps fan, or you just can’t get enough college basketball, tonight’s a pretty tame sports night on TV.
NCAA Basketball
Kansas at Baylor – 7 PM ET on ESPN2
Mississippi at Kentucky – 7 PM ET on ESPNU
Ohio State at Iowa – 7 PM ET on ESPN
St. John’s at Provo – 7 PM ET on FS1
Butler at Marquette – 9 PM ET on FS1
Mizzou at Florida – 9 PM ET on ESPN
Wake Forest at Duke – 9 PM ET on ESPNU
You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about what I’m going to buy with my first annual installment of $25 million from the billion dollars that Warren Buffett will be paying me for my perfect bracket this year, and my second purchase will definitely be Georgetown’s and Butler’s mascots.
The first purchase, of course, will be my own Iron Man suit.
