LeSean McCoy lived up to his nickname in exactly that kind of way on Thursday when he posted an Instagram invite to a private, women-only party that required guests to submit a photo and sign a confidentiality agreement. So, an orgy, right? Definitely going to be an orgy. McCoy has since (unsurprisingly) deleted the post (but only because it had the Bills logo in it[!]), but we all saw it, and Twitter really stepped up to the plate on this one. You knew it was coming.
Let’s start with user @ohholybutt, the one who emailed McCoy’s event inbox and got the creepiest form response ever. He weighed in on Shady’s execution:
https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/624337489352892416
Then there were, of course, the obvious parallels with another Philadelphia celebrity:
— maurice (@tallmaurice) July 23, 2015
— miggiesmalls (@miggiesmalls) July 23, 2015
And then a surprising amount of variation from Sports Joke Twitter. All in all, everyone stepped up to the plate on this one.
I sent in my RSVP email. I'm awaiting response RT @mikerodak: LeSean McCoy has deleted his party invite from Instagram.
— JennaLaineESPN (@JennaLaineESPN) July 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/DashTreyhorn/status/624331567788367873
https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/624337177866956800
https://twitter.com/celebrityhottub/status/624326883170082816
Kyle Orton never needed Instagram to have orgies https://t.co/0iIN6B2ux6
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) July 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/624338240150093824
BALLERS now scrambling to re-shoot season finale to include LeSean McCoy's party
— alex (@steven_lebron) July 23, 2015
@CutonDime25 have you heard of tinder
— #1 betelgeuse fan (@philatticus) July 23, 2015
Let that be a lesson to you, LeSean. Keep things on the DL, or at least in the private messages.
