Rapper Lil Wayne – or Lil Weezy, as I call him when we’re knitting – is the latest person to jump on the Wiz Khalifa “Black and Yellow” rewrite bandwagon. This time, Weezy changed the song to “Green and Yellow” in support of the Green Bay Packers. While it’s no “Purple and White” and Weezy is certainly no Chet Haze, he does manage some solid lyrics into the routine, including:
Long hair, don’t care, Clay Matthews.
We sh*tting on these fools, no bathroom.
Take that, Ben Roethlisberger! I think. Actually, I’m not sure if that’s a rip on Big Ben or if it’s just a statement about not needing a bathroom to figuratively defecate on the Pittsburgh Steelers. In retrospect, I think my confusion explains why I never made it as a rapper. Well, that and my inability to rhyme “cock gobbler”. Video after the jump.