It’s been a while since we’ve gotten a video from our old friends the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. The only thing they love more than the Dolphins is a good, out-of-date parody music video. Remember last summer when they dragged ‘Call Me Maybe’ out of the mothballs and made it fun and exciting again by adding hot girls in bikinis? Remember earlier this year when basically nobody was making Taylor Swift ’22’ parody videos and they said US TOO, and it was okay because they added hot girls in bikinis?
Here they are adding hot girls in bikinis to Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ video, just as it (and Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’) has begun to undergo the ritual of Carrousel. The mascot is there too so you know it’s a joke, and not something you’re supposed to masturbate to. Enjoy!
They may have been wearing more clothes than the girls in the ‘Blurred Lines’ video, now that I think about it. Ah well, thank God this was posted before today, or T.D. the Dolphin would’ve been riding a wrecking ball naked and giving blowjobs to hammers.
[BWO Next Impulse]
