The Miami Dolphins entered the season with great expectations that were nowhere close to being met. They fired their coach, sit at 5-10 and Ryan Tannehill, with 22 touchdowns, 12 interceptions and 87.1 quarterback rating, may be the biggest disappointment of all.
Miko Grimes, the wife of Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes, took to Twitter to express her sadness about this season in a rant that may have lacked in eloquence but had enough imagery to ruin nature’s beauty of a mother bird feeding her children in a nest.
In a diatribe that’s NSFW unless you work in a comedy club or on a dock, Miko laid into Tannehill and the Dolphins media. Here’s one tweet out of the bunch that will make you think twice about watching National Geographic with your kids.
https://twitter.com/BartHubbuch/status/681309835044864000
She also had some sick “My Column” burns in there, although she doesn’t believe in placing “My Column:” at the end of the tweet, but to each their own.
This is Miko’s most recent news-making incident. She went off on the NFL in January and was arrested in September on charges of battery against a police officer and resisting arrest at a Bills-Dolphins game.
Violence against fellow humans aside, can anyone really blame her for being annoyed at Tannehill and the Dolphins? The organization is a mess and her All-Pro husband is having his waning years wasted in Miami. If you’re a fan of the Dolphins being driven insane by the past couple seasons, imagine having a personal and financial stake in the outcome of games like Miko.
But please, don’t get any weird ideas about feeding birds. They didn’t do anything to deserve a money shot from human being.
