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Links
It’s Time To Debunk The Myth Of The Tim Tebow Comeback – No it isn’t, Tim Tebow is God’s special little angel and he can come back from anything. [Smoking Section]
College Basketball’s Best Names 2011-12 Edition – Bak Bak is still making me laugh 20 minutes later. I want to adopt a basketball star and name him Dscheing’sga Lordloveshymm. [It’s Always Sunny In Detroit]
Radio-Free FilmDrunk: Celebrating Hollywood’s Love Affair With The Cold War – A great feature from Burnsy about the glory days of film, when you could have a guy with evil Soviet eyebrows and everyone could go “oh man f**k that guy” without expectations of tolerance. I sorta miss evil Russia. [Film Drunk]
Goths Up Trees Is Necessary Because There Are So Many Goths Up So Many Trees – Also known as “guys Brandon hates and girls he’d probably try to sleep with”. Goth guys always look like someone from The Princess Bride. [UPROXX]
The Black Keys Trash Nickelback In Rolling Stone, Because Why Not, Right? – It’s weird that musicians can’t say “Nickelback is a terrible band” without sounding like the most pretentious d-bags ever. Nickelback IS terrible, just say so without dragging your cigarette and blowing smoke into your Village loft. [UPROXX]
Old Grandma Hardcore Returns to Play Skyrim – It’s like watching the most offensive, inhuman Gates Of Heaven ever. I love how she’s playing two games at once: Skyrim and “keep my own gross mouth moist”. [Gamma Squad]
ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures – Don’t sleep on Hipster A-Rod, folks. That’s also good advice for Torrie Wilson. [With Leather]
Five TV Shows As Offensive as ‘Work It’ – ‘The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer’ always reminds me fondly of the Clerks cartoon. Also, the hilarity of slavery. [Warming Glow]
52 Examples Why Florida Is Still The Craziest State – Example 53: I worked at an Applebee’s there for like an entire year. [Buzzfeed]
12 Cute Animals To Watch In 2012 – Even more Owling than the goths in trees bit. [The FW]
TV’S 25 GREATEST MULLETS – IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. WHO IS THE GREATEST TELEVISION MULLET, BESIDES SEASON ONE UNCLE JESSE I MEAN. AND/OR BEAUTIFUL BOBBY EATON. BESIDES THEM. [Huffpost TV]
Sh*t White Girls Say To Black Girls – Also funny: this lady’s Nicki Minaj Christmas cards. Beware the comments on the video, though, I don’t think you can be a black person and safely use YouTube. [The High Definite]
If Star Wars Was Noir Wars – I’m guessing at least 5% of our national budget goes to funding dudes who sit around and keep trying to come up with ways to parody Star Wars. Seriously, how many more ways can you POSSIBLY parody Star Wars? It’s porn! It’s noir! What would it look like if Robert Altman directed Star Wars? Blerg! [Unreality]
