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20 Of The Creepiest Female Celebrities With Beards |UPROXX|

6 Reasons Being a 30-Year-Old Gamer Isn’t Always So Fun |Gamma Squad|

Steven Spielberg Plays with Laser Cats and Josh Brolin Anonymously Hosts ‘SNL’ |Warming Glow|

Seven Years Later, Sin City Is Finally Getting A Sequel |Film Drunk|

With Leather’s With Spandex Podcast Episode 1: Rachel Summerlyn |With Leather|

Coachella 2012: Watch Performances By A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks & Childish Gambino |Smoking Section|

The Fat Betty Draper Song Is Finally Here And It Is Glorious |UPROXX|

Stop The Internet: Nick Offerman Handcrafts A Ron Swanson Bobblehead In His Wood Shop |UPROXX|

Ten Reasons To Revisit TRU’s “Hoody Hoo” Music Video |Smoking Section|

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Looper Has A Trailer |Film Drunk|

The Catholic League Is Irate With Kate Upton |With Leather|

A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay: Super-Family Week |Gamma Squad|

“Gays Rule, Kirk Cameron Drools,” Says Forgotten Child Celebrities |Warming Glow|

Celebrities At Coachella Dressed As Hipsters |Buzzfeed|

Jason Segel Has A Jewish Drawer |HuffPost Comedy|

Flowchart: How Long Would You Survive in a Horror Movie? |College Humor|

Adult Swim Internet Treasures: 15 Best Webcontents of the Week |Adult Swim|

State of California finds Pamela Anderson to be as proficient at managing her finances as you’d expect should would be |Fark|

The 10 Best Comedy Trio Movies |Moviefone|

What Happened To The Dogs On The Titanic? |The FW|

Life’s Too Short for This Sh*t: 14 Terrible Shows Created by Great TV Minds |Pajiba|

A Gallery of the Best Simpsons Movie Homages |Unreality|

Coachella Hippie Good at Climbing, Bad at Not Falling |Brobible|

Vacuuming Corbin The Corgi |High Definite|