And now, to cleanse your palate, here are 12 links about Peyton Manning.
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News Anchor Drops F-Bomb When She Hears That Peyton Manning Will Sign with Broncos – Not as funny as the eventual follow-up, “Tim Tebow drops f-bomb in church when he hears God has forsaken him”. [Brobible]
Careful What You Tebow For – When I Tebow, I like to Tebow for world peace. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Video: Tyler Honeycutt Baptizes Michael Beasley – I’m guessing this also has something to do with Tebow? [Smoking Section]
Best of Mechanical Bull Fails – I love that HuffPo thinks “not successful riding the mechanical bull until the end” is a “fail”. He slowly slid off! LOL! [HuffPost Comedy]
Everything These Drunken Dumbass Brothers Needed to Know About MMA They Learned From a Chuck Liddell Highlight – Advice: do not attempt to recreate anything you’ve ever seen in your own backyard. [Cage Potato]
Michael Bay says new TMNT will be “edgy, lovable, aliens” – Michael Bay’s only interpretation of science-fiction is “aliens”. He should remake the Twilight Zone and have ever ending just be “aliens”. [Film Drunk]
Our 30 Favorite Wondercon Cosplay Photos So Far – Every year they should retire one costume from cosplay rotation. This year it should be The Joker. Actually, that should’ve been every year for the past 20 years. [Gamma Squad]
Sofia Vergara Is the Deserved Cover Girl for the Sex Issue – At least in a still photo you can’t hear her yell “JYAYYYYYYY, JYAYYYYYYYY”. [Warming Glow]
The Best Of #Roger Sterling – “Being in blackface once, getting robbed once and emotionally harassing Joan all the time” memed onto a picture of him having a heart attack. [UPROXX]
UPROXX @ SXSW: A House For Lions, Youngblood Hawke And The Workaholics House Party – Or, “how I spent my Friday afternoon”. A very tight butthole gallery. In fact, the only loose butthole aspect of the day was the complete lack of Jillian. [UPROXX]
This Liquor Store Has The Best Signs – Finally, someone’s taken the concept of funny church signs and applied it to the secular world. [Buzzfeed]
Every Itchy & Scratchy From The Simpsons – 48 minutes of your time well spent, especially when it gets to the Poochie parts in the middle. [NextRound]
5 British Shows That Will Please the “Downton-Abbey” Loving Old Lady Within You – I was hoping “Oh Do Behave!” was on the list somewhere. [Pajiba]
