Rob Gronkowski reading a line from the erotic novel A Gronking to Remember during Tuesday’s Super Bowl Media Day was amazing. But then he had to go and up the ante during a press meeting on Wednesday. Not only was it more substantial than anything Marshawn Lynch said, it was blatantly and unapologetically honest.
A reporter asked Gronk about his party lifestyle and why everyone seems to care so much about it:
“Gronk, why do you think everyone cares about you going out, partying, [and] having a good time?”
Ever the eloquent philosopher, Gronk briefly considered his response before letting it all out:
“Because I’m a baller. Is that a good answer?”
Yes, Gronk. That is a very, very good answer. Go and treat yourself to a good time (and a few Gronk Spikes) in Arizona. Maybe you’ll inspire more erotica.
