Last night, the Los Angeles Kings avoided falling into a seemingly insurmountable deficit to the Chicago Blackhawks in the Western Conference Finals by defeating them 3-1 in front of a fiery home crowd. The ‘Hawks series lead was cut to 2-1, as the Kings try to again become the, well, Kings of come-from-behind victories, but the key to this must-win game wasn’t the goals by Justin Williams, Slava Voynov and Dwight King as some hockey purists would have you believe.
No sir, this victory was all about the largest pair of breasts that have ever been pressed up against the glass during a Stanley Cup Finals matchup. Those breasts, unnaturally, belong to adult film star and Kings fan Taylor Stevens, who told TMZ before last night’s Game 3 win that she was coming (pun intended because I’m a child) to the rescue.
Of course, by telling TMZ that she was coming to the rescue, I mean that she sent them a bunch of photos of her boobs squeezed into random Kings gear. Apparently that was enough, though, just like it was enough when she first caught a nation’s pervy eye when she showed up behind New Jersey Devils coach Peter DeBoer (above) during the 2011-12 Stanley Cup Finals and again last week when she was lurking in Todd McLellan’s shadows, as the Kings defeated his San Jose Sharks in 7 games.
And let’s be real – it’s better than anything Matthew Perry has ever done for the Kings.
